Hello everyone! This blog post is like homework I kena do. Hui Min says my language is not ‘interesting’ enough, and Hokkien phrases is not counted. So, she taught me something called smilies. Eh, similes, something like that lah. Where I have to compare two things that are different, but there is something similar to both of them. And she says I need to practice on a subject. So, I will try with my friend, Rene. By the way, her name sounds like ‘green,’ as green as a cucumber. Yay. My first simile! Let me try another one. My friend Rene, she is hot. As hot as an oven. And her lips are very red. As red as a tomato. And her hair is straight and long. As long as spaghetti. Hmmm. I think I’m quite hungry now. I will continue later.

I wonder if this headline is correct:

“F1 RENAULT SAGA: Flavio Briatore handed life ban, but his ex-team escape with suspended punishment over ‘crashgate’”

Shouldn’t it be “his ex-team escapes”?

(image from Times Online F1 Blog)

A sad day for us F1 fans, man. Kelong in Malaysia Cup is bad enough, now F1?

Renault Crash Scandal: Can F1 recover?

“David Croft was at the Singapore Grand Prix to witness Nelson Piquet’s crash and now he fears for the future of the sport. Our man provides the insider’s take on the latest scandal to rock F1…

I remember Nelson Piquet’s crash in Singapore last year. It became the subject of many a conversation for sometime afterwards as conspiracy theorists put forward their thoughts on why there was more to it than meets the eye.

On the whole, such thoughts were dismissed with the rather unkind notion that Piquet wasn’t talented enough to crash deliberately at the right moment and in the exact spot to necessitate a safety car.

But just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you, as the saying goes, and it seems those standing on their grassy knolls may be having the last laugh.”

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Hui Min today asked me to go watch some play about talking vaginas. I don’t want to watch this kind of thing! I thought my idea to go karaoke was better what!

Oh next week is the poetry slam. I told Mike I will go because he said it is at Zouk. I like to go to Zouk, got lots of pretty girls, all quite young. Hmmm, but if Hui Min is coming, then can’t do my usual recon. Never mind, maybe I will learn some nice way of writing poem. My poem writing still don’t have enough standard.

Like this how to write the song I want to write for Hui Min?

Private post. Only John can read this post.

Hui Min is a really nice girl.

I very proud of this poem I wrote for John and Hui Leng’s wedding:

Orchids are red, lilies are white
Hui Leng and John, your love is so bright
When you find it hard to go through the night
Your love will be like Xenon HID light.

I was inspired while driving back from JB last night.

And then for the slideshow, I was thinking of doing a slideshow of me and John with our cars, and maybe can photoshop Hui Leng in later.

I have such good ideas!

I wish my English was better. Sometimes, I feel scared talking to Hui Min. She is so smart. I scared I use the wrong English words.

Today I learned something new on an English radio programme. It seems there is no such word as “irregardless”. The correct word is “regardless”.

I will practice using the correct version of this word from now on.

Regardless of my fear of talking to Hui Min, I will not scared to ask her out.