Gold for me to be a rapper - all from my mother
Ok, I got more ideas for the special item. I thought maybe I can do a flip chart dance after watching this video.
I really like the way the old man uses a flip chart to show how English is actually quite an interesting and funny language! Some words look the same but don’t sound the same. Wah. I can even use the flip chart to teach the wedding guests spelling. Hmm. But I think more people will like a rap item. Maybe I’ll call myself Ai-Yo-YoH.
However, a rapper needs words to rap. And I’m running out of long words. I did stumble on this video about the longest words in English.
Very funny.
Then for the item, I plan to drive my car into the banquet hall, with some beautiful girls in the back, wearing heavy gold chains, can borrow from my grandmother.
Because after doing research and watching many MTVs, I realise all these videos always got nice cars, a lot of jewellery and hot girls.
That’s. Not. A. Good. Idea.
Why not? Maybe you can help me write my first hit song, or you can rap or dance too… like those rap battles.
*cringe* I would rather curl up into a pile of pencil shavings than be a rapper.
Ok but seriously, I still want to drive my car in, and then do a rap. How?
Is the banquet hall big enough? Maybe you can um… ride a bicycle in?
Not the same. Ok, maybe car is a bit too much. I will come up with another special item idea.